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Officer Fitness Reports


The British military writes OFRs.  The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206.  The following are actual excerpts
taken from people's "206's"

-- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

__This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

__She sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve
    them.

__I would not breed from this officer.

__This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
    definitely won't-be.

__This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port
    to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

__Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started
    to dig.

__ In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below
    250 feet.

__Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like
    a rat in a trap.

__This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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